The concept is pretty simple. Put three bandmates into a workout house, have them lift drum kits and amps, practice punching a banana colored punching bag and do thigh workouts with Suzanne Somer's exercise product of choice. After the workouts, feed said band way too much protein. They down raw egg and protein powder shakes, double fist hamburgers and, my personal favorite, deep throat protein bars. They totally overdose. This excess protein leads to an all out band brawl. Blood splatters everywhere, mouths ooze, noses leak. The final scene shows the band walking out all bruised and bloodied from their fourteen hour workout/protein binge/fighting session.
Now, protein eaters, I ask you, does this look like fun to you? As I mentioned before, excess protein has been proven to put a lot of stress on your kidneys. So if you step back for a second and imagine that the band members in "No Weaknesses" are your kidneys, I think you might start to see things a bit clearer.
The Dirty Nil have a debut album on the way (finally!). Higher Power hits the streets in February. You can bet that I will be one of the first in line to get it.