Saturday, July 17, 2010

Food Flavored Song of the Day: Dear Spike by the Aquabats

Dear Spike,
I don't know you, personally, but I do know about you. I have heard that you were invented by Gayelord Hauser, a self-help author and nutritionist, to help make food taste good and be healthy at the same time. I also know you contain upwards of 39 different spices, herbs and seasonings and that you contain no MSG. I thought about you today on my 8 mile run, probably because I've been obsessed with condiments recently and you fit into that category. Maybe we will meet someday.

Love,
Tender B.

PS: The Aquabats would be a much more appropriate choice to extol your virtues. They seem like experts.