Dear Pepperidge Farm,J-Fur has taken to eating your cakes a lot recently. She finished three whole cakes in a span of a week and a half (including one in less than 24 hours). I woke up this morning to find there are two more in my fridge (see picture on left). Do you think we could work out a sponsorship deal or something? Perhaps I extol the virtues of your product (of course since I've never tried one of your cakes I will have to make it up) while you send us free cakes so that J-Fur can be freely satisfied? Let me know.
Tender B.
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Publix had buy one get one free. That's my defense and I'm sticking to it!
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